No schwellenangst from Boris Johnson:
I don’t want to see metopes with centaurs and amazons on every entablature.
But why is it that mass housing once regularly incorporated human, animal or vegetable images - art of one kind or another - and yet we offer the buyer nothing of the kind today?
It doesn’t need to be much - just some visible point of pride - to satisfy what the Germans call the Schmuckbedurfnis - the lust for ornament.
Schmuckbedurfnis! That’s pretty good. Shame about the rest of the speech. FWIW, I think there are two main reasons new housing is generally pretty low-quality. Firstly, everyone’s so desperate to buy they’re grateful just to get on the ‘ladder’ and as a result aren’t as picky as they should be. Second, the highly skilled manual labour that produced the beautifully made Georgian and Victorian terraces Boris loves just isn’t available anymore in the plentiful quantities and / or at the relatively low cost it was back then. Most manufacturing or artisan jobs have disappeared save for some top-end niche producers, but even if somebody in China could churn out masses of attractive stucco cornicing nobody’s going to bother shipping it over here. The same goes for any number of internal or external markers of design or quality of finished product, and your averagely-priced new modern home suffers as a result. Increases in building costs already outpace general inflation, God knows what it would look like if it was actually adjusted for quality.
This argument is a bit too convenient for the many developers out there who are fundamentally imaginative and not punished for it, however, and I suspect standard designs would improve pretty fast if people started being a lot more picky about what they buy / rent.
* We need a long German word for Fellowship Of Long German Word Aficionados …